do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
Go ahead and kick me while I’m down, but remember, who’s worse? The one who fell down, or the one doing the kicking?
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
when i’m done dealing with someones shit
Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”
Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
We didn’t even have Spring this year, we had Winter, second Winter, and jumped straight into the fucking sweat of Satan’s ballsack.